Funky Trunks Boys Croc Top

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve got a 13cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.

I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort whenever we’re together.

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming. 

If you want to maintain your reputation as a good sportsperson but occasionally wish to engage in unsporting-like behaviour to the detriment of a rival or fellow swimmer, then this is the swimwear for you. Position yourself next to your enemy and simply stroke the snake (the actual snake on the swimwear please fellas) to release it from your swimwear onto them. You’ll avoid any blame for their panic and meltdown as you proceed to victory.